CHEECH7208
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Joined: 12/17/2003
From: London, Canada
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My health was low so I grabbed a hot dog at a street vendor. As I was eating, I noticed a bum with a sign hung around his neck. Well, I was curious as to what it said and I couldn't see the sign too well because it was night so I pulled out my sniper rifle to have a real good look at it. For some strange reason the bum started to run away. So, I'm following him with the scope and decide that I'd probably be doing Liberty City a favour by getting rid of him, also I was hoping I could then look at the sign at my leisure. I waited a bit too long though and pulled the trigger just as he rounded the corner a block away. Wouldn't you know it? But a cop walked right in front of my shot. I took off his head and now the cops are all over me. I get back into my infernus and lead them on a merry chase. I got away no problem, but..... I scratched my car! I had just spent some of my hard earned money getting that sweet paint job. So if you're out there, ya bum, you better pray that you never see me again! Oh, and as for the sign, I just got a glimpse of it before he ran, but I think it said, "Pull my finger. 1$"  Could be wrong though..... What a game!
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The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. - Brian Pickrell
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